Staff Spotlight: Shutter Dog

Name: Shutter Dog
Other names: Fatness, Onion, Barge, Ginger Pig, Goldie.
Job Title: “Security”
Joined: August 2011

1) What are your responsibilities at Simply Shutters?
Security guard and general dogsbody.

2) What is your favourite part of your job?
Getting to sunbathe and sleep for large chunks of the day.

3) What is a typical day at Simply Shutters for you?
I arrive for work. Sniff around the premises to ensure that all is in keeping. Then I eat my breakfast, go for a walk and then come back in the main office where I spend the rest of my day catching some much needed shut eye and rest. If it’s a really good day I’ll have plenty of doggy dreams.

4) What do you find most challenging at Simply Shutters?
Trying not to eat all the food.

5) What have you gained from working at Simply Shutters?
A lot of weight.

6) Before working at Simply Shutters what was the most unusual or interesting job you’ve ever had?
I used to be a competitive eater.  

7) Describe yourself in 3 words.
Very. Very. Large.

8) Dream Holiday destination?
Bark-bados

9) Favourite Drink?
Water

10) Favourite meal?
Ham

11) Favourite Movie?
Turner and Hooch

12) Favourite Song?
“Who lets the dogs out?”

13) Do you have a hidden talent?
I can clear an entire room using only my bottom.

14) What would be the title of your autobiography?
A Brief History of Barge